All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From My Cat
The King's Advisor by
Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
If you're not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over several expensive lamps.
Make your mark in the world or at least spray each corner.
When you go out into the world, remember:
being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
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The King's Advisor used with
permission of the artist, C.H. Morgan